dave mustaine

The amazing guitarist (good singer as well) for the thrash metal band Megadeth. Known for being one of the bitchiest people on the planet (holds grugdes against all of Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, the dude from Headbanger's Ball, just about every member of his own band, Suicidal Tendencies, and Rotting Christ to name a few). Also formed the traveling Gigantour, a traveling tour much like Ozzfest, only good.

Dave Mustaine may be a whiny son of a bitch, but he can play really fucking fast, so it's cool.

by sickness13 February 1, 2007

Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.

Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender

by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017

Dave MK

Can't shoot a three but brags he can shoot a half court shot. Loves buying shoes from Mike R.

Should Dave MK make varsity? "Cant shoot normally, always looks like he is never trying"-Anthony G

by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019

Dave Finger

An unwanted object in the frame of the photo

"I was looking at your photo and there was a Dave Finger in it"

by Zingler October 7, 2019

Dave Mclean

A derogatory term for a friend who has loud, vigorous intercourse while someone else is present in the room. He will usually make a great effort in making it audible to the other person.

Charles: "Ohhh yeahh oooohhh yeah take it!"
Derrick: "Hey man I don't know if you noticed but I've been sitting at this desk for almost an hour. Gosh you're a regular Dave Mclean!!"

by duckbutter66 May 9, 2011

uber dave

At first Uber Dave seems like he would occupy a notch on the weirdo scale, To quiet, To bald and has a black fellers name but as you get to know Uber Dave he becomes more as home boi that you can count on! He's honest, sweeter than cherry pie he's often moody but chill will feed u and help u out any way he can he goes to extremes to do all he can for the ppl he considers his friends if u meet him or lucky enough to know a Uber Dave consider yourself extremely fortunate cause if u stand to long and turn around he's gone!

-the jessie & jessy show

Uber Dave is on his way to pick us up fool!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!

by Sara Davis Johnson November 16, 2018

Daveed Diggs

A beautiful, beautiful, amazing man who has hella good hair. His rapping skills are out of this world, he is a literal BEAST. A part of Clipping and used to play Thomas Jefferson and Marquis de Lafayette in Hamilton the Musical.

Daveed Diggs is one of the best people in the world.

by An Okay Dude December 23, 2016