Nymphodwarfism

A midget who also loves to fuck, similar to how a starving hyena would eat a wounded gazelle.

Bridget Powers has an extreme case of nymphodwarfism.

by Bin Gas October 14, 2013

Nompliment

The polar opposite of a compliment, or the absence of a compliment where a compliment is needed.

Person 1: Hey, do what do you think of my new hair?
Person 2: ... You've got spinach in your teeth
Person 1: What a nompliment!

Careful... that guy is way harsh. For every compliment he gives you, you'll get 20 nompliments

by Crazy eyes November 1, 2013

nompkin

An adorable tall person that usually goes by the name of Cyrus and has a companion of the wooly kind!

"Aww look at the Timids! Hey there's the nompkin!"

by pikapikatree December 4, 2013

nompromise

A compromise over what or where to eat.

Bob wanted noodles. Sally wanted Sushi. they came to a nompromise and went to a place that had both.

by Balthaasar January 5, 2014

Nymphopizziac

An individual who eats more than their fair share of pizza.
A person who eats all of their pizza and then half of yours.

You are such a nymphopizziac, you need help. Now put down the slice.

by Bad Karma 989 January 2, 2015

nymphnoho

Considered the rarest of all female human creatures, a "numphnoho" is the physical embodiment of a bad bitch, the physical appetite of a nympho, and the loyalty of a dog while being able to give you space between boning marathons. Nymphnohos are considered to be one of the most prized companions known to man.

When your girl is wearing crotchless panties to do dishes, cook, and do laundry and then sends you texts of it labeled "need you in this when I see you" and she don't ever give you any reason to worry about other dudes, she's acting like a "nymphnoho"

by SaintDiggity March 18, 2015

Nympho Repellent

BO, Body Odor so bad it would repel a very horny woman

Dude! You need to take a bath. Your Nympho Repellent could wake the dead. You smell like a gym locker

by Tommy Gunz October 6, 2015