your days are numbered

Indicates you don't have many days left to live, you will die soon. Often associated with a threat of some kind.

bouncer: beat it loser
loser: your days are numbered mofo

by vice dogg May 20, 2004

69 haha funny number

What is said after someone says 69

Person 1: I'm level 69 get on my level
Person 2: 69 haha funny number

by MemesAreMyLife May 18, 2020

Got your number

To have leverage, control, knowledge, or power over another individual.

You should be scared to death because he's got your number.

by egalore October 20, 2008

Number One Bullshit

Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level

“This is number one bullshit!”

by Tim12345678969 March 22, 2021

Sex Tag Number

The number of tags you need to click in order to get from any word to the "sex" definition on Urban Dictionary. For most words, this only takes 1-3 clicks, but other words require 8 or more.

The easiest test is to click the "random" button, and navigate your way to the "sex" definition, using only tags. This is similar to the Wikipedia game, except that its 10 times easier since, for some reason, "sex" seems to be tagged a lot.

"Umm...I'm pretty sure the sex tag number is 2. That's the average. If its more than that, it's probably an obscure word."

by snakeye January 27, 2010

numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.

Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*

by anonymous February 7, 2021

Numbners

The physical feeling (numb) associated with denying the passage of blood to both hands and ultimately losing feeling, followed by the act of masturbation.

Very similar to the stranger but with both hands.

Last week I was in a meeting so boring I sat on both hands and gave myself numbners, then felt sorry for myself I couldn't leave the room.

by FriendsOfYorkTavern April 25, 2011