more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

by The J-Mann August 7, 2024

last chance motel

The Hospital

It’s your last chance

Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.

by Hospital May 14, 2020

Chance Fish

sexy pedophile

“Hes stealing those children!” “Oh what a Chance Fish thing to do.”

by pooeyfarts69 March 17, 2022

Ray Chance

Street Magician/illusionist based out of Toronto Ontario. Featured on Much Music, CityTV.

Ray Chance - Mind bending magic tricks and illusions.

by Unknown416 June 18, 2011

Chance Sims

1. Some 12 year old (as of September 2018) who got himself hated by overreacting, suicide threats, and for rape threatening a 13 year old (as of September 2018) back in April

2. An immature brat

Oh wow, that kid is being a huge Chance Sims!

by SamuelTheDank September 30, 2018

Dan Chance

When you go to a party, sit sober the whole time and make no moves on any women.

I did a proper dan chance at that party last night

by Lxxxx January 2, 2021