Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018

Lost and confused

Cheating on your boyfriend with 7 or more guys, all at about the same time.

Person 1: Did you really see 7 or more people at the same time without most of them knowing about it?
Katerino: I was very lost and confused...

by YaBoiDenden April 27, 2020

(Title Confusion)

When so many people get the name of a song wrong that it necessitates parentheses containing the song's mistaken name along with its ACTUAL name so people don't get frustrated when they can't find it. It can also occur if the title of the song is too verbose. (Again, this too can be caused by people getting the title wrong.)

(Title Confusion) has occurred many times in music. To name a few:

-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John

-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce

* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021

Much Confusions

when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena

"weren't we supposed to meet at 9:00"
"no, we said 8:00"
"Much confusions!"

by Simcock October 28, 2008

Good Confuse

When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.

*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims

Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"

by FryradDarad January 13, 2020

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<.7.9.7.6.>Metallurgy Artistry Starts At 6 Milliseconds And Ends In 20 Hours Do Not Confuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Metallurging<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be

"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"

by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024