"Hey! Have you heard the new Kenny Chesney SONG???"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
by fuckmehaha September 30, 2019
Get the Country musicmug. Cross country is a sport where you run long distances (specifically in a race) at fast speeds. Or In other words the best sport ever.
by •PePpA•pig• November 19, 2019
Get the Cross countrymug. oh i like anything but country
by rawrfuckingXDbitch February 17, 2019
Get the anything but countrymug. by Mrscountryman January 28, 2019
Get the Country coochin'mug. what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.
by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010
Get the country gardenmug. A country bumpkin who creeps in the yee-haw style. Often drives a lifted truck.
Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Individual: Last night a guy followed me home in his truck to ask for my number; what a country creeper.
by Greekling October 6, 2019
Get the country creepermug. A code name your girlfriend makes you use for that disgusting drunk woman who lives downstairs and fucks different men every night.
by FourCardPrince October 27, 2017
Get the country squashmug.