norwegian cheeseball

The act of collecting your fumunda cheese and serving it to guests at a party.

Anybody bring the Norwegian cheeseball to the Super Bowl party?

by scorpionoid December 3, 2014

Norwegian tsunami

A sexual act, where 10-20 teenage boys circle up and ejaculate at the exact same time onto a small Norwegian child, drowning him in semen.

Yo last week when we Norwegian tsunamied it was euphoric as fuck.

by Andreiguodala May 25, 2023

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024

Norwegian rotary skunk

When you shit and piss in ones anus and then stick you’re dick inside and rotate your body

Wyatt is so kinky he gave nick a Norwegian rotary skunk last night

by Norwegian skunk owner January 28, 2025

The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Norwegian joy

When a 6'5 Scandinavian sticks an icicle up your butt

I wanted sex but he insisted on a Norwegian Joy.

by Waltham56 August 8, 2023

The Norwegian Juicer

When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.

Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!

by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025