salty noob

One of the male/female persuasion that talks tons of crap before a game...then gets completely owned. Afterwards he makes excuses, leaves early, or quits as soon as he gets to the lobby. WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM BEFORE!

Dude, i was playing online the other day and encountered a salty noob

by Tom noobz January 8, 2009

Noobach

A lazy, useless, smelly bastard who speaks in a series of quiet grunts. These creatures do not have the ability to properly play the guitar and like nothing more than a good old "snack-a-doodle-doo."

A - "Hey Noobach."
B - "Shut it ya git!"

by Mr Dahooha April 29, 2008

Roblox Noob

What every new player is when they join Roblox. And what you don't want to be.

Other Player: "Hey!"
You: "Oh hi there!"
Other Player: :"No, I'm not talking to you. Roblox noob!"

by i.love.minecraft.still March 11, 2019

Get Noob

{Get Noob} means that you are (A. Asserting dominance over whoever you are saying it to. (B. Insulting someone. (C. Complimenting somebody.

Bobby: I had sex with your Mother.
Flamingo: Get noobed, buster.
Bobby: : O yes

by JohnHeckerson June 29, 2019

noob cannon

In Call of Duty its the PPSh which is a 71 round submachine gun that allows the player who is using it to spray his hot lead all over the place. Favoured by nOObs, hence noob cannon.

Jake PPSh'd Da Sniper
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!

by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 8, 2004

Noob

One who is offended by this term.

John: "You're a noob."

Noob: "What!? What did you just call me?! I can pwn you boy with my 1337 skillz in Halo, GoW, WoW, CS, SC, MoH, BMW, YMCA, DUI, RDLGQ2UYZRT!! And-and also ..." etc.

John: "I rest my case."

by Blu489 February 22, 2008

Noob Sauce

Noun. The theoretical excrement that is expelled from one who is not skilled at a particular activity or game and is subsequently beaten handily due to the aforementioned lack of ability.

May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.

Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.

I beat Aaron and Jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the Zamboni.

I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.

My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.

A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.

by bag57 November 16, 2009