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Noah

Noah, Noah, Noah. Pack your bags and run... Noah is a very funny person that lures you into thinking you have a friendship with him but really he won’t even care if you die and be careful Noah will call your boyfriend hot even if he doesn’t mean it overall he’s kinda crazy and won’t ever act his age but that’s ok because that means he’s fun to be around but be careful don’t fall for any traps
Noah- Dude your hot
Christian- Ummm wth dude
Maya- Im leaving bye
by MayaandChristian September 16, 2019
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Guy1 : Have you met Noah?
Guy2 : Yea He's A Dick
by Derekster06_is_my_Xbox April 26, 2019
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Big boat, lots of animals, crazy guy.
by jfields99 November 5, 2017
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Absolute bot. Most likely thinks he’s good at most things but is bad at all of them.
Wow, shocker, Noah lost another fight.
by NotABot.com March 27, 2019
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A boy with a small dick and can’t take no for an answer. Does too many drugs and smells like Newport’s.
“Noah is on heroin again...”
by bigxan420 November 25, 2018
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An ugly rat with a cockroach above his lip, a cunt with no friends and a big ass wimp, refers to woman as objects and hoes, a cocky bastard that is disrespectful to everything and everyone, not only that but a racist narcissist that thinks hes always right , with his pineapple head ass - no offense
PERSON 1: "Noah need to take off whatever is above his lip cause that aint it, maybe its just his face in general"
PERSON 2: "He is so ugly and he claims that he gets "hoes" but they run once they see his shrimp thats if theres anything to see in the first place and hes a pass around so i dont know why hes referring to them as hoes"

PERSON 3: " The only reason why niggas hang around him is just to use him he aint got no friends"
PERSON 4: "Boy gets pushed around by girls and cries when someone puts that fool in his place"
by n0 offense May 21, 2022
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Someone who only attracts weirdos such as furries, stalkers and discord dudes that have an obsession with him.
Hi, I'm Noah and I just want a cute boyfriend who likes pokemon
by Strayk9ds January 27, 2020
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