skommel stain

A white mark left on fabric

What's that white mark on your couch?

Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.

by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

Tip Stain

My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS

Dood nice tip stain.

by DaddieDoWerk November 20, 2015

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015

dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014

Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

Cuntywank stain

female cum stained panties. Often sniffed by wierdos. White in complection and smells like fish.

bollocks i have left a cuntywank stain on my seat...
oh ya cuntywank stain!

by master Nathan March 7, 2008

Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022