Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch

Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back

by imad666 June 2, 2021

Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war

Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law

by Newton Hater February 13, 2023

poppy newton

a girl that you do not want to meet normally a bitch

oh god she was a poppy newton

by zaccccck adddis October 27, 2011

Newton

Newton discovered the force of gravity and takes photos of certain teachers.

Newton has millions of photos of you

by Donald Biden November 22, 2020

Cam Newton

Carolina should have been more patient with Cam Newton even when the going got tough. There's no good reason he wouldn't have still been somebody the team could depend on, whether he was starting or not.

When people have enough money, they feel like their bank account proves they can overlook guys like Cam Newton. He's not the only talented quarterback in the league, but there's only a few per generation.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

The Newton School

A school that is mean for middle schoolers but instead treats them like pre-schoolers. You also gain mental disorders there.

Did you really go to The Newton School

by trumpwoochie November 7, 2021

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016