negative rizz

when you got no rizz and less than no rizz

Jaden got negative rizz, as well as Kyle.

by airtwin April 18, 2023

negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023

Negative Elixer Trade

A negative elixer trade is an exchange of goods that is decidedly non-sided. This is derived from the popular mobile game clash royale, where the currency used to buy troops in battles is called elexir- if you expend too much and get little back, it is considered a negative elixer trade.

"Oh necromancy for 5 elixer? That's such a scam, huge negative elixer trade"

by AliasGoesHere June 17, 2023

Negative Comment

Anything that is said in a grumbling/depressing tone that will in fact hurt raid morale.

Wow redacted raiders name really keeps at it with the negative comments, "Whats the point", "Can we call the raid here".

by Casvartro June 27, 2023

Negative Fucks

Giving less than zero fucks.

If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023