National Boyfriend Day

Just suck his dick yo.

"what'd you get your man for National Boyfriend Day?"
"I just sucked his dick yo"

by A_A_Ron85 April 29, 2020

national smack ass day

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”

*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

by Fluorescent_Dildo April 11, 2019

National rape day

The 24th of march is when rape victims can come together and talk about their trauma and how to overcome it.

Don't talk about it with anybody who is uncomfortable with it.

"It's national rape day. Do you wanna talk about it?"

by mayor snail March 28, 2021

Navi

The best person you will ever meet. She has a lot going on inside her head, but will do her best to hide it. She covers up her feelings with jokes and laughter. If you are friends with her you should consider yourself lucky

Navi is an amazing girl. I wish she'd tell me how she felt though.

by qshdugfli June 23, 2013

national kiss you bestfriend days

days to kiss your bestfriend litterly anywhere in october and November

October 4
October 5
October 14
October 21
October 25
October 28
October 30
October 31
November 1
November 4
November 8
November 14
November 18
November 21
November 26
November 30

so many national kiss you bestfriend days😘😙😗😚😽💏👅👄❤👙💄🍆🍑🍌🍒🥒🌬🎷🚻🚼

by I'm in love with my bf's bff October 25, 2019

Navie

Very beautiful person who is loved by many and is true to her friends and i loves them all. A funny person who is smart and amazing by heart and many wish to be like.

Guy: "who is your best friend? "
Girl: "Navie"
Girl: "she is the one person I can rely on"

by Daddyasf December 27, 2016

National Throw Tall People Day

In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.

"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"

by Yellow#2969 October 21, 2020