I'm confused

please fuck off or leave me alone. I'm confused why you're talking to me

"Hey what are we?" I'm confused ... (please fuck off_)

by boozguy123 August 12, 2022

confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.

Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

Very Fucking Confused

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.

Adam: MY NAME IS “VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?

by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023

Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.

The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.

by Moseymose July 7, 2017

Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018