more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

Chance

Nobody is going to give you a chance if you never take one.

As long as you never take a chance, someone else will try and take control of your fate for you.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Chance Sims

1. Some 12 year old (as of September 2018) who got himself hated by overreacting, suicide threats, and for rape threatening a 13 year old (as of September 2018) back in April

2. An immature brat

Oh wow, that kid is being a huge Chance Sims!

by SamuelTheDank September 30, 2018

Chance

He is perfect for Emily

Chance and Emily are ♾

by Gay dog rat March 30, 2022

Mason chance

Thinks his fox body is the best fucking small tire car there is keeps talking about his non existing plans for his s10 and plays door slammers 2 all fucking day

Mason chance is a terrible racer

by Foxbody mustang December 13, 2018

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

when it's a Saturday night and your so hungers that you just order the entire uber eats menu and your room turns into a food paradise.

charlie - "when we get home from the club whats the weather gonna be like?"

lucas - "cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

charlie - "AING lets get maccas"

by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024

Chance

**chonce

Niall in Slow Hands: no, no chance
me: ARE YOU SERIOUS NIALL?!!!!!! IT'S CHONCE!!!!!!

by larry_is_real92813 May 10, 2021