Napatitis

A name given to someone who frequently naps for no reason at all

He’s off for a nap. His Napatitis must be flaring up again

by Patto83 July 8, 2025

Napadlò

Beating up someone/something in Czech

"I'm Napadloin' mah meat rn..."
"I'm Napadloing her gock 'till I get the Yogurt Effect."
"Today we're going to be making the Napadlò... The Yogurt Effect!"
"I swear to god if you say Kronch one more time I'm going to napadlò your ass"
"If you use the right sloe gin--" "Shut the fuck up I'm gonna napadlò you"

by Khronch July 24, 2025

Moteuczoman Napalm

(A.K.A Montezuman Napalm) The slightly viscous, highly flamable substance shot from an Aztec Flamethrower

Did you see how many extra spicy bean burritos they polished off, I think they might be making some Moteuczoman Napalm?

by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011

droppin napalm

a crap that burns or stings and sticks to everything

Guy 1: Lets go get some Taco Bell!
Guy2:Dude if I eat that ill be droppin napalm in no time!

by rdawg750 July 29, 2011

Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.

In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.

by MrKumquats June 19, 2016

ass napalm

Ass napalm is when you RIP ASS so loud and so fowl smelling, that everyone around you feels like they have been bombed harder than a nuke from North Korea.

At that party last week tom dropped some gnarly ass napalm. We had to evacuate the venue.

by Dal10thomas October 20, 2017

Nightmare Napalm

A person, place, thing or event that is guaranteed to cause an explosion of nightmares. A scarier and more impactful version of 'Nightmare Fuel'.

The interrogation of the deranged serial killer was NIGHTMARE NAPALM!

by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 30, 2023