Muddy Detroit

When your partner mounts his or her ass on your stomach and farts simulating a raspberry by means of the ass. Make sure any chocolaty goodness leaves skids and tire marks. Don't forget to flood the belly button.

And guess what? There's Muddy Detroit for dessert! Susan made sure to eat a significant quantity of fiber one bars for Steve's Muddy Detroit on Tuesday night. A Muddy Detroit never goes well in a swimming pool. Elaine gave Beth four Muddy Detroits before she took a shower.

by Gushers April 21, 2008

Muddy Lizard

A flaccid penis after finishing anal sex. "muddy" because it's got shit all over it.

1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"

by LadiesAndGentlemen July 7, 2012

Muddy Cup

Bog, Shitter, Toilet

Nick needed to spend most of the morning on the Muddy Cup after that Jalfrezi attacked him at 5:30am

by Streaker30 June 1, 2009

muddy jogger

Similar to a dirty sanchez, the male removes the penis after anal sex and wipes the feces on the feet of the sexual partner.The partner then proceeds to walk, stand or rub the feces covered feet on the other partner. A mix of foot fetish and feces fetish.

"Dude, last night instead of the typical sanchez, I did the muddy jogger."

by Jagermeister989 August 19, 2007

Muddy Lizard

The Muddy Lizard ritual beings with one male wiping a female's anus clean after she has defecated using his tongue.

The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.

Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.

Male: "Tonight is the night. We must perform the Muddy Lizard"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"

Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"

by PiddyPooThang July 6, 2012

muddy foley

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy foley? I will pay you.

by Kevin Foley August 30, 2008

muddy river

where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself

merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.

by wordup247 October 28, 2010