sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

nigger missile

40 ounces of malt liquor. Preferably colt 45 or old english.

Tyrone and I was thirsty, so we stopped at the 7-11 to pickup some nigger missiles.

by Big Tutty July 10, 2023

blood missile

When a girl who is menstruating uses her tampon as a weapon

Woah that chick just threw a blood missile into the crowd

by Cumjunkie69 October 13, 2022

Hidden Missile

An erection that was never supposed to happen but you're the only person who notices it

When he opened a packet of noodles he found a hidden missile

by Xceed Skipper January 5, 2019

LGM-25C Missile

In LGM-25C Missile Stage I Contained Three Gyros And The Autopilot

The Titan II or LGM-25C Missile development performance turned out of a 1959 ascent program which analyzed joining an in-silo launch ability and advanced first and second stage aircraft engines for the Titan I.1 In 1960, these schedules was formally reeling off into the Titan II or LGM-25C Missile master plan and arranged under the east-west direction of the Titan I creator, the Martin Company.... READ MORE

by crazyunic August 20, 2021