ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.

check out mah ming boarding skillz

by kerb stealer February 24, 2011

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

Minge muncher

Best defines a person who gets with multiple women\men and is pretty much a player

Ye that guy at the party was such a minge muncher

by Roger quale chaser June 16, 2017

trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.

I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.

by tommy 2 sugars March 1, 2017

crimson minge

When someone dyes their pubic hair red

That woman has a crimson minge

by hollyupa August 16, 2017

spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.

Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."

by Donald A. February 12, 2019

ming moment

when a guy called ming says some stupid shit and thinks he is right (nothing will change his mind)

'bro, he said squid game was good'
'ming moment'

by Octales October 3, 2021