Michael 

An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!

Michael by TheOneWithTheGreenStripeJacket January 26, 2011

michael 

An attactive, sporty, cool guy but watch out because he is insane. he is crazy when it comes to girls. so girls watch out

is that michael? the crazy hot one? yes it is

michael by urban dictionary life April 6, 2017

michael 

Michael, a person who typically renders with a large penis with lots of friends. Michael usually has lots of friends and has been in many relationships. Michael is an overall cool person to be around.

Isn't he such a Michael!

michael by BoTb EVOLUTIONN June 12, 2017

Michael 

Michael seems like a goofball who doesn't really care about anyone or anything. But that's not how he really is. He is really a sweet guy who would do anything to protect someone he really cares about. Even if they aren't together.....anymore. No matter what he wouldn't let anyone hurt that person who he cares for.....NO MATTER WHAT!!! And once you meet him you could easily like him, because that's just how he is. He is a VERY like-able person. And no matter what happens, you will always have feelings for him.....NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!

Michael is my Ex- Boyfriend.

Michael by The_Lost_Girl_12 August 3, 2017

Michael 

limp dick

Michael: sorry i can't get it up

Michael by giggly face 696969 August 13, 2010

michael 

has a nice good dick and is ready to please kieran

hey kieran u want some michael in your life?

michael by i<3uKieran March 14, 2017

Michael 

A dude who makes people play music for them. Has a good sense of humor and can make anyone laugh.

Wow that dude, Michael, is so cool!

Michael by MusicalWeirdo22 April 4, 2017