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melissa

oh you're so short you must be melissa
by mama1256 July 19, 2022
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Melissaism

Meaning.

Gibberish things that Melissa would say.

Any gibberish that Melissa says that's kinda sort of or almost English. .
There's one of those MELISSAISMS again.
by RonP March 8, 2023
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Melissa

Town whore. Has no girl code. Will throw herself onto your man the moment your back is turned simply because and wanted the love he gave you, because she doesn't know who she is, she's lost trying to be anyone but herself because she knows if she just acts like herself, she'll be standing alone
Damn man I think I caught "The Melissa Crud" . My balls won't quit itching, it's definitely the "The Melissa Crud"
by PrettyPreciseWitty&Petty11223 February 2, 2025
mugGet the Melissamug.

Melissa

A woman who has a penis. Usually from aimwell la.
Melissa is a man
by Charles darpeen July 4, 2024
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Melissa

Super Duper smart funny, thoughtful, Nice, Easy to talk with, great mom and silly person that deserves to be ranked the greatest
Melissa
by SomebodyWhoisHumanPerson December 4, 2020
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