Big sexy princess with nothing but gold and love in her life. She will be rich and in love with the most handsome man ever since melanie isn't gay. She is the coolest cool girl you will ever meet in your life. Live laugh love melanie.
by yummycrumbcakes February 5, 2024


Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.
by badst April 23, 2018

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024

by vivielef May 2, 2021

The best person to ever exist I love this girl with all my heart she makes me laugh every time I see her she makes my life better in every way.
by Urfavhotflop March 8, 2024

Melanie is a dumb ass hoe
by Dracox38 November 22, 2021
