mat bailie

A sarcastic little bellend who loves himself lots. Big heart but can be confused easily. Who generally loves both genders but likes to bum goats

He looks at me like mat bailie goats

by SycoSammiCrazyClare November 2, 2017

Mats

Is superior

Mats is a superior human hes got the biggest cock

by DarwinAkaMatsTheSuperior February 3, 2022

mats roald

He is the best guy ever.

Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald

by Hewo.im.here.now December 5, 2019

The Mats

Doing a clean mechanical outplay

The mats is a god

by The Mats December 23, 2017

Mats

The coolest person on planet earth and Carlos is not as cool

If you reference to coolnes you refer to Mats

by MRJAAPJE November 25, 2019

Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly

A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat

by Gail fitz August 28, 2021

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012