Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

Bosnian Welcome Mat

a landmine

He was pronounced dead after stepping on a Bosnian Welcome Mat.

by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025

Dropping mats

Like in Fortnite when you give your squad or duo partner materials when they’re low on them, you're basically putting your boy or boys onto something (doing them a service)

“Bro I’m dropping mats for you right now, you’re cracking that girl by the end of tonight”

“Yo bro if you deadass give me those test answers you'd be dropping mats hella”

by Snuzzfinder_15 November 17, 2025

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Le Mat

Le Mat (Sometimes known as "Le Fou") is the name seen for "The Fool"'s tarot card in the Tarot of Marseilles, which is a deck of tarot cards made in France around the 17th century, in (you guessed it!) Marseilles. It comes from the Italian words: "Il Matto", literally meaning something along the lines of "The Madman".

The character arcana in the Persona series for Igor is The Fool. When you look closely at the assigned card, you will see that it says "Le Mat" on there.

by kk_a February 10, 2025

Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

Mat-stink

The smell that stays with all high school wrestlers.

Baby Jerry won't cuddle with grandpa. He still has that mat-stink from his high school wrestling days

by Gnome Loomski February 28, 2025