John Major

absolute dilf

“john major is such a dilf”

by edwina currie April 5, 2021

Major Nelson

When an XBOX gamer gets a raging erection.

Dude, I got a major nelson when I was playing Dead or Alive Xtreme 2!

by olpgirl2003 February 19, 2011

major tool

an absolute wanka of a person, even more extreme than being just a "tool" or a "big tool". being called a major tool is one of the worst things that can ever happen to you. if you do get called a major tool its best to hide under a rock.

johno: mate you are the biggest dickhead i've ever met
Greg: yeah well your stinky muff.
johno: shutup bro your a major tool!!
greg: you don't mean that
johno: be quite assclown, go hide under a rock

by champ, sugar August 10, 2006

major gay

a person who is very gay or a gay person in the army

that mark nattriss, what a major gay!

by adam little December 28, 2005

art major

a college student who has been awake for six days and can still think circles around business majors

oh shit, i was gonna open a business but then an art major figured out how to do it easier, faster and prettier in twenty minutes.

by zacharyr December 30, 2006

English Major

1. One who went to college to major in English.
2. One who corrects your pronunciation of anything you say.

1. What are you goin to major in? "English."
2. Kara- It's 'electricity', not 'electwicity', you idiot!
Shawn- Shut up! English Major...

by Firehazel August 22, 2009

majoritively

A word used by stupid people to seem smart instead of mostly or mainly

The weather in the United Kingdom is majoritively mild

by Personfailedingrammar March 27, 2010