Magpie

strange looking residents of the north
east who support the 'cartoon army'.
a few of this breed who can spell can be found frequenting RTG, a Sunderland fan website. With the governments cash injection to tyneside its hoped a few more will be able to read and write and may well set up there own site.

im a maggpye me lyke, wur in thu chumpeans leege witch prooovfes wur
klass.

by stevie w August 22, 2003

Maggie

If you ever run into a young teenage Maggie, RUN. The only thing you will get out of this creature is drama. The young teenage Maggie is a popularity seeking leach. Whoever she needs to put down or humiliate to become popular she will take the chance to do so quicker than you can snap your finger. She will betray any person who tried to be nice or accepting of her just so she may have a shot at being "popular". The Maggie can be found starting drama around the halls of SMS. If you ever have the horrid encounter of this beast throw a mixture of reality, truth, and unpopularity to melt this Maggie creature to the ground.

Shane: "Guys I think Maggie is coming"

Chuck: RUN BITCHES!!!!! D:

by pseudonymwillhideus. June 24, 2012

Maggie

A chef of some sort, usually from Scotland. She is creative, inventive, a little bit crazy and always looking for new recipes.

She is also the creator of Maggie noodles that can be found at any convenience store near you. Her famous recipes include fried onion & cockroach, traditional fart, prawn poo and kangaroo penis noodles.

Hey I'm about to crack open a packet of Maggie's pubic hair noodles, you want some

by Chris173524 January 24, 2011

Maggie

She is a cold hearted bitch. She steals your man and is a slut. Full name Magdalena. Stay the fuck away from her. She most likely has an STD. No matter how nice you are to her she will distroy your life, boy or girl. She is also I lier

Me and this guy are in love.
She asks him out and got what she wanted.
I call her a bitch!
She is rude and cruel.
If you ask one of her ex boyfriends they would say Maggie is a cold hearted bitch!

by Daegan Gray. Hi Maggie March 30, 2017

Maggie

A girl who can't keep a secret
She is basic and tries to fit in
Also a cow

Guy 1: I told that girl who I like
Guy 2: You made a mistake, she is a maggie
Guy 1: I really did. O knew she looked like a cow

by abby is a queen May 12, 2016

mamie

derogatory name for any teacher you hate

"jeez that test was hard"
"That teachers name must be mamie"

by InternationalPH February 11, 2009

Maggie

One who neglects personal boundaries and human emotion. A vile person who wishes ill fortunes onto another just by being within 10 feet of them.

Short, stumpy, and rude.

A person who tells another to do something because this "Maggie" will not be burdened with such.

TOTAL FUCKING CUNT!

-"Do you see that Maggie over there?"
-"That what?"
-"Maggie. The fat bitch over there that just screamed at that person because the person's shoes don't match."
-"Oh. Yeah. WHAT A TOTAL FUCKING CUNT!"

-"Wow, look at that Maggie!"
-"Yeah, I can see her from across the field. Why is she screaming at that person?"
-"I think they tried to do her a favor."

by FuckBitches,TheySuck September 19, 2011