Montana Rabies Shot

A sexual manuever, in which, a male driving a car is receiving a blowjob from his femal companion in the passenger seat. Upon feeling that he is about to come, the man must grab his warm cigarette lighter and burn the back of the females neck. He must then pull out quickly before she clamps down with her teeth and blow into her mouth. This will give the girl the three primary symptoms of rabies: frothing mouth, lock jaw, and angry growling noises.

Dude one-"Hey man how come you and your girlfriend broke up?"

Dude two- "I dont know man, she is all pissed off cause yesterday when she was giving me road head I gave her a Montana Rabies Shot."

Dude one-"What a cry baby bitch dude."

by Shagginz May 21, 2011

Montana saddle bag

The act of placing your balls on a penis to where both balls are on different sides of the shaft

You are the perfect size for a Montana saddle bag

by turd rainbow October 7, 2016

Montana Butt Floss

A pair of tidy whities, stretched up and over the shoulders, arms coming out where the legs usually go.

Dumbass, wtf with the montana butt floss?!? Are you trying to figure out the ultimate wedgie? Or did you just have a bongload of salvia?

by ratstalker March 29, 2013

Eastern Montana

This is the area that is east of the divide, but this does not include Southwest Montana. Helena, the capital is in this region but the people are a hybrid between Southwest, Eastern, and Western Montana. People in Eastern. The futher east you go, the more like North Dakota it becomes, both in terms of terrain and people there being reminiscent of many Midwesterners. This area also include the Hi-Line, which forms most of the state's border with Canada.

Eastern Montana has a very small population.

by New English December 20, 2008

raging hannah montana

When you get a boner during class and the teacher calls you up to the board.

Billy was called to the board to discuss the theory of the human manly infested dong, When he had a raging hannah montana.

by You should go jack off May 24, 2008

[hannah montana syndrome]

a dental syndrome; a person has awful teeth and
may have: an overbite, snaggleteeth, or crooked, jaunty looking teeth

guy 1: so did you and that girl hook up?
guy 2: nah, i was gonna, but she had hannah montana syndrome
guy 1: ewww

by zongalicious April 2, 2008

pulling a Hannah Montana

getting pregnant at the age of 15.

Have you seen Cindy? I think she might be pulling a Hannah Montana.

by John Tapley October 8, 2007