A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.
These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."
Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.
Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.
The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."
Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.
Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.
The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):
Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?
Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3
My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?
Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3
My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
by FakeMJFanHater July 15, 2010
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Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.
Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich
Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!
Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.
by SteRDLK May 31, 2009
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She will literally make you soup when you're sick. She'll spend fifty dollars on you in build-a-bear because you kept wanting to add accessories to your Jedi pony. She'll hold your hand when you randomly burst into tears.
If you have a Michaela in your life treasure her. She loves you very much. And you will never meet anyone like her ever again.
She will literally make you soup when you're sick. She'll spend fifty dollars on you in build-a-bear because you kept wanting to add accessories to your Jedi pony. She'll hold your hand when you randomly burst into tears.
If you have a Michaela in your life treasure her. She loves you very much. And you will never meet anyone like her ever again.
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