An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.
Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
by MudkipzInCars December 30, 2011
by Kody_6226 September 09, 2020
Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile
by MrPlatypus80 March 02, 2017
Worse than a skunk spraying on a garbage can. He is a terrible youtuber. dont sub. if you are, unsub.
by Noahdictionaryguy November 30, 2023
When you can see an inch of crack above someone's thong sticking out of her pants and it looks like their thong is getting ready to torpedo itself into their ass.
by Jknowsgreen December 22, 2014
by Cumjunkie69 October 13, 2022
When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.
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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
by The lowes blow May 12, 2024