Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

by ActionManly June 21, 2021

Jimmy Minute

The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.

Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.

Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.

by Ashaa September 20, 2011

Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said

"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"

by Mancho L: January 16, 2023

Odawg minute

A time frame ranging anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes

Odawg: I’ll get on the game in a minute

The boys: an actual minute or an Odawg minute?

by SlowMovingVan May 1, 2023

Uber minute

Uber minute = 5 minutes

I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.

Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes

by NycPas October 16, 2018

Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.

by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019

California Minute

A unit of Time that equals to 10 minutes

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.

by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018