Matthew

Matthew gets all the bitches , sometimes he overthinks some stuff but the bitches always make his day better.Oh yeah and we can’t forget his a sex god!!
girl 1:i had the best sex ever last night

girl 2:yeah it was probably with a matthew
by November 23, 2021
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Matthew

An annoying prick sometimes but can be a good friend. This guy will be wearing glasses and likes every girl out there. When you’re in trouble he’ll be there for you. He can get targeted by people but he makes his way through.
Matthew is annoying but a good friend
by moviekidd1218 February 01, 2020
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Matthew

That fat guy over there is a classic Matthew!
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Matthew

A White Nigga.. Any Guy Is Blacker Than Him...Wears Fucking Clear Ass Nigga Glasses Because He Is White As Fuck...Eats Fucking Frosted Flakes Because Of How White He Is. Nigga is Whiter than Michael Jackson.
Ted: Where Is Matthew
Me: Probably Jacking Of Because He Is Paler As Fuck.. He Fucking Paler Than The Color White Like Goddamn He Is White
Ted: U Right U Right
by BiggleMcPiggleWrigles November 11, 2019
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matthew

a matthew is someone who has fingered a underaged girl next to one of their best friends. he is also very good at cheating on his significant other and then raping them.
matthew: hey dude, can you go tell my friend that I fingered floi beside him when he was sleeping
Me: sure
by massivelegendehere August 17, 2018
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Dylan Matthews

THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.
-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!
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Matthew

A fuck boy who plays with girls hearts. Very short and rat like
Look, it’s a matthew. “Ew” said Kelly
by Oop ok October 21, 2019
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