mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.
Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan
by DAS24 April 29, 2022
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mat vip

mat vip
hi mat vip

hi person
by thefogiscoming5885 February 27, 2023
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Mat Kuda

Someone handsome. That really famous one day in Malaysia. Rich man in Malaysia. Kind person that owned by Shafiqah.
"Mat Kuda is the one and only"
by Dr.Strange2020 August 30, 2020
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Mat-TOCK

A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug
Person- he’s such a mat-tock he’s gonna ruin this new meme again
by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019
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Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.
X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
by HungBoi May 18, 2021
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Mats M1lde

Mats Milde is a very gay boy who loves to be a "simp" to girs even tho he likes boys.
Person 1: There is that kinda Mats M1lde!
Person 2: The very gay boy simp?
Person 1: Yes man
by Terminator69420 September 04, 2020
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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 14, 2022
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