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Lady Lube

A woman is most definitely aroused when lady lube is pooling.
by 1stDMAN March 30, 2016
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Sucking the Lube

When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.
I can’t stop eating sugar.

Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.

I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023
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lube dan

when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan
"have you seen lube dan today?" "yeah he is on the front porch smoking a cig"
by lubedansbiggestfan August 8, 2021
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kentucky lube

When you squeeze chicken grease onto your dick and add vinegar.
We couldn't find any Vaseline, so just whipped up some Kentucky lube.
by Kornflak January 27, 2015
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dude lubed

When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.

Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.
"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."
by Jpadg February 22, 2018
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Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022
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Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.
I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!
by shelovestosail September 22, 2009
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