a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
by michael foolsley January 27, 2011
Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.
-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.
Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'
Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'
Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'
Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'
Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'
Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'
Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'
Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'
Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
by Dingo the Arsonist May 06, 2009
I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.
I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.
I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.
by skootrscs January 21, 2011
by Alien dick August 24, 2021
Oh man, it's time for me to shoot a load. I'm gonna cum. It'll be messy. Get ready to clean up, bitch.
by Arieh August 11, 2006
by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004
The acting of squirting your 100 proof baby juice in, on, or around <<insert your preference here>> (i.e. women, men, magazines, farm animals, toilet paper, socks, your own face, ...
;) --- <=8
;) --- <=8
by MD65 August 26, 2006