max-lonnie

A white woman who dates a black crack head and posts gay shit about people with the last name 'younkin'. Often engages in satanic rituals and gang bangs.

Damn, that's a max-lonnie. I guarantee she smokes rocks, too!

by Funktron December 6, 2016

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Little Lonnie

A penis that is the size of a man’s big toe. A man with a Little Lonnie is often referred to as Lonnie, which is typically accompanied by little man syndrome.

His cock was the size of his big toe, so I told him he had a Little Lonnie

by Phillip McCooter May 6, 2020

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Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.

When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020

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National Lennetlive day (July 12)

July 12th is now National Lennetlive day in honor of the awesome streamer lennetlive. It is an automatically cool day to watch lennetlive streams.

"Yo today is national lennetlive day (july 12)"

"who is that?"
"Perish."

by Iamjustaghost July 12, 2021

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Lei'Lonnie is one the most sweetest, beautiful, caring and loyal person you'd meet. She is a really cool person and is always there for you when you need her most. In a reality she is more than likely to be your best friend.

Lei'Lonnie is a cool person

by Chicken breastfeed after I got November 22, 2021

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