[Mountain Lakes]

A small, pleasant town in Northern NJ. Most of the high schoolers drink alcohol regularly and still maintain a pretty high GPA. The school gets great test scores and everyone goes to a nice college. The people are very shallow and apathetic. Although the girls think they are all that,most show up to school wearing sweatshirts and old UGGS, with washed out Hard Tails. Other definitions describe the people as good looking, but in reality very few are. The gossip is only about people who want to be gossiped about, and who do things over the weekend just so that on Monday people will be talking about them. Sports are really bad at the high school, except for boys lacrosse and swimming. Girls talk about other girls they hate, which is ironic because the reason they hate them is because they talk about people. Mountain Lakes has its own lingo like "legit", "obnoxious", "all out", "dominate", "beastly",and "def". Everyone knows everyone since they were born. Most people aren't actually that rich, only a few families are. The majority of families are upper middle class, which is still very nice. Mountain Lakes is really no different than any other town. You have your rich, your poor, the in between, the popular, the outcasts, the nerdy, and the Star Wars fans. The only difference is that for some reason everyone in Mountain Lakes thinks they are better than other people. Even people in the same town, which makes it very hard to find true and loyal friends.

"That girl really bugs me, all she does is talk about other people. I can't stand that. She is sooo shallow. Ooo, but I really like her designer tote, it's like 'def'awesome!

Mountain Lakes is very homogeneous. And creepy, unattractive people are considered all that.

by Gladys Griffin Gladstonez May 26, 2008

tie your laces

to right ones blunder.

originates from falling over in a public place such as in school and pretending you are down there to tie ones laces, no matter how bad or obvious the fall.

can also be taken out of context, used as a metaphore and used in the event of social faux par or sporting blunder

(in trying to kick a football falling over in a most awkward fashon)
one would do a forward roll and tie ones laces like that was his intention in the first place

(man falls down an escalator in shopping centre with many witnesses) (fall must end in tying laces possision to have any effect, any injuries will be overlooked in a good doubble knot finish)
- are you alright mate?
- yeah, just tying my laces

(homo-erotic, racest or genuinly disturbing or offencive remark made in front of company or friends)
- nah, u need to tie your laces for that one son

(coming out of the toilet with ones genitalier still on show)
- cough* i think u need to tie your laces budy. signal to area in question*

by lozzadon February 26, 2011

medford lakes

where to begin. this poor excuse for a town is approx. 1.2 square miles. Of its 27 lakes, most were destroyed when the town was washed away, and probably wont be refilled for years to come. a classic med laker would be caught at riv, grabbing a slice, and taking off..or at wawa with a prime case of the munchies. lakers enjoy smoking pot, getting trashed, and thinking of everyway possible to seperate medford kids from medford lakers. you live in lakes, you ride your bike. not just any bike, a classic beach bike with large handle bars and a large seat, some with baskets. your parents dont give a shit about your life, and you have the best times of your life at a random field where no one can find you. you know everyone around you, and can pronounce all the names of the random street signs no outsiders can read. you shop at murphys, and buy your gas at mobil. when your thirsty, you invest in a half gallon of ice tea at wawa, and couldn't have anything better. overall, everything about your life is a joke and you wouldn't have it any other way.

whos that sketch kid over there staring at nothing, who cares, some stoner from medlakes

by - - - - March 19, 2005

label war

A pointless argument between two record labels.

Pete: OMFG, I hate Eminem
Jenny: WHY???
Pete: Because everyone from psychopathic records hates him, because he's a little bitch!
Jenny: have you ever heard his music?
Pete: No!
Jenny: You people and your damn label wars...

by Selice August 29, 2006

labelganger

The big lump that forms at the base of one's neck due to multiple labels on your garments sitting on top of each other.

Marcia was dressed for winter today, wearing multiple layers as is common in cold climates, but she has a real labelganger growing on her back.

by David Brewbaker January 17, 2008

lakesweed

In mythology, weeds growing in a lake which reach up and drag someone down to their death should they venture too far into the generally eerie looking, dimly lit water. They have a mind of their own and seemingly no not have humans best interests at heart.

An extended form of "weed" ie. Cannabis, used only because it has the word "weed" in it, in reality it has nothing to do with smoking grass.

Intellectual: "Beware: The lakesweed has dragged many a brave warrior down to their deaths."

Dumbass: "This lakesweed really is some fine sh*t."

by Debri O'Haullin May 18, 2008

Labeef

Someone very white/redneck

that guy over there with that big dirty truck is so labeef.

by One Shot john August 12, 2011