Also known as KW, a once infamous football player from Missouri, he now spends his time as a wanna be UFC fighter, and pimping out cars and trucks to compensate for other parts of his personality that are lacking in substance.
by slackerguard June 25, 2009
Get the keith whiteheadmug. 
We don’t know why a parent would name their child Keith (unless of course he’s a junior) Keith is normally the name of the darkest person in the room. 🤷🏿 ♂️ One of the funniest persons on the planet which sometimes can be a bit much for some. Almost impossible not to like a guy named Keith.
by Someone not named Keith November 23, 2021
Get the Keithmug. 
by Mostrandomshitever December 4, 2022
Get the Keithmug. A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023
Get the Keith Lagassemug. What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.
Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.
During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 10, 2021
Get the Keith Moonmug.