A derogatory term describing some one who doesn't have their thoughts together. Term may have originated from the first users of electric typewriters, computer jargon.
Old man Johnny has a stuck key and is a half bubble off when he starts talking nonsense and repeating himself like that.
I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.
I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.
by Mt^Top March 22, 2011
Get the stuck keymug. The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.
by Hugh Janus69420 October 22, 2020
Get the Turned the Keymug. When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.
That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!
by aalh November 12, 2014
Get the Schrodinger's Keysmug. by Feefeeil March 12, 2021
Get the Patience is keymug. a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.
"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."
"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"
"No man, keep it on the long key"
"aight I would tell no one"
"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"
"No man, keep it on the long key"
"aight I would tell no one"
by MasterP12434 January 28, 2009
Get the long keymug. by no one you kno December 17, 2005
Get the Key Lightmug. Someone's first queer inspiration; somebody who -- through their own open queerness -- unwittingly forces another to confront their own queerness.
From the Fun Home song of the same name.
"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots
And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"
From the Fun Home song of the same name.
"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots
And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"
Missy Elliott was my ring of keys when I was in middle school. From then on, I knew I wasn't straight.
by Kubri27 June 29, 2019
Get the Ring of Keysmug.