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Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.
"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "
by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019
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shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑
Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)
by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024
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Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck
John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
by JDMF March 5, 2024
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wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture
Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019
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Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.
OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.
by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021
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time jumper

The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.

Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".

"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"

"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."

"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
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ride jumper

An individual who skips out on the fare of a transit train or bus.
The Transit police caught several Ride Jumpers at the last exit
by AllisJakeCLE May 25, 2016
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