Jordan

A Jordan is the biggest leech of all time!! He cannot be trusted. A Jordan is always late and only cares about himself . A Jordan always thinks they are great at basketball because of their name and will get smoked on the court by any white boy!! He never pays his bills and always owe people money. He will borrow money from friends and never pay them back and in most cases rip off his friends. He will always act like he is better then everyelse. Always brags about how much pussy he gets but never really does. He is a dog and will have sex with anything. He always acts like he is a baller but is a complete broke ass. He is quite possibly the biggest lying sack of shit of all time. A Jordan will always lie straight to your face like it was nothing and has absolutely no respect for you!! If you are a woman avoid a Jordan because he doesn’t give a fuck about you and will treat you like dirt.

Who’s that guy that sucks at basketball? Oh that’s Jordan.

Who has the smallest penis you ever saw?Jordan!!
Why do you always have to mooch off of us? Why do you h ave to be such a Jordan.

Jordan did you even stick it in yet because I can’t feel anything!!

by Jordan is a bitch March 1, 2019

Jordan

A 27 year old guy who likes to flirt with 14 year old girls also known as a Pedo

That's a jordan

by Kassie lingstaw April 11, 2017

Jordan

Another name for a creepo stalker

Dude, don't pull a JORDAN on me!

by Mianna January 9, 2012

Jordan

He is very ANNOYING and very dirty minded.

He is so annoying like a Jordan

by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018

Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019

Jordan

A super kind man very handsome, girl magnet blond hair eyes to attract girls from anywhere

Man his eyes are so beautiful he must be a Jordan!~

by Jumican December 11, 2016

Jordan

commonly know as Jibbs: social, smart, friendly, outgoing.

Where's that t-shirt lady, Jordan?

by GoldenPoop November 18, 2015