Jonah Ruisi

a funny, kind, considerate, caring, guy who is always there for you, don't promise you won't fall for him, he's amazing, normally with brown or blonde hair, average or short height, and a Sagittarius normally, he is one of the best people on the planet, never lose or let go of him as you will regret it. keep him around as your best friend.

love ya, Jonah Ruisi

by tulwul November 24, 2021

Jonah

Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He is a ching chong. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH

Its a JONAH, SO BIG.
IKR SO BIG

by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024

Jonah

The kindest person and the funniest literally an angel on earth. Always makes you laugh and send u the best tiktoks and never dissapoints. Plus he is always honest. Master procrastinator, drawer and best friend. Ily bitch <3

Girl: how much do you have done

Jonah: Oh I haven't even started

Girl: same thank god

by _moncherri November 21, 2021

J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023

Jonah

The most random dude of them all and surprisingly the best listener too. Being around a Jonah feels like being around a psychopath, sometimes intimidating, but usually they're heads are somewhere in the clouds. Introverted as fuck but not gonna admit it to anyone except for their close friends. Jonah can be reserved and sometimes seem depressed but in reality they're just thinking about that new season or update that just came out. Jonah's are chill and loyal, if you have one treat them well, but don't get mad when they get tired of you, it's not personal.

Friend 1: Yo that motherfucker's name is Jonah, who names their kid that anymore.

Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill

by SharkMan4 November 23, 2021

Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022

Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.

Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!

by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023