A girl that you can jerk off with online, preferably not knowing any of your friends or family so she doesn't expose your small dick when you dump her.
Hey man, I just had a real fun time with this JO Material, my dick almost exploded while she starred in amazement at it.
by Gary20O May 30, 2017
 Get the JO Materialmug.
Get the JO Materialmug. A tea-drinking British man that can usually be spotted from a distance given his birthmark is showing.
Might be running from Cathysawce in an attempt to not get eaten.
Might be running from Cathysawce in an attempt to not get eaten.
by im not realy black May 17, 2008
 Get the jo-jumbimug.
Get the jo-jumbimug. Large red neck or overly sized woman with no looks. Smells like Bacon and will not turn anyone down who tries to date her. Possibly missing teeth and green fungus coming from unknown regions.
by Brownie87 October 31, 2009
 Get the Bobbi Jomug.
Get the Bobbi Jomug. by Themagician1829 May 11, 2016
 Get the john jomug.
Get the john jomug. a sammie jo stands for when a woman plays with her fanny, paying special attention to the clitoris and can include some anal penetration.
by brian011089 December 17, 2008
 Get the sammie jomug.
Get the sammie jomug. 
