Jess is an RAF suicide pilot . very dangerous will throw wheel chairs, one slot toasters, and crumpets at you. You defeat her with thanos mee-mees as they’ll cause her to repulse so hard she game ends herself
Plart Baul: hey nigger Jew fag whore faggot queer piss missile cock muffin dick biscuit look at that jess.
nigger Jew fag whore faggot queer piss missile cock muffin dick biscuit: yeah she’s about to E🅱️IC game end that orphanage with her suicide behind the thanos peter plane.
nigger Jew fag whore faggot queer piss missile cock muffin dick biscuit: yeah she’s about to E🅱️IC game end that orphanage with her suicide behind the thanos peter plane.
by peter tale from underfort show October 8, 2018
Get the Jessmug. 
Jess is definitely a horse girl that doesn’t consider herself a horse girl, but an “equestrian.” Jess is fun to be around and alway has low-key crack head energy. Jess is unbelievably short but that doesn’t matter because they can find the best hiding spots. Jess can never have sleepovers or hang out cause they r at the barn and that’s more important than anything else. Jess is a non-stop talker so be careful. Never bring up horses cause she never stop talking even though she rarely does anyway. One more thing, Jess has brown hair and brown eyes and sometimes a low-key teachers pet.
Friend #1 “Hey is that Jess?”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”
by Yourestruly June 2, 2020
Get the Jessmug. by Pokemon Go Kid November 19, 2018
Get the Jessmug. Damn. She’s a potato. She may be short and cute but... she has fire. If you get on her bad side she will probably rip your throat out. HOWEVER, she is loyal. Be like Jess.
by JunkosMom March 19, 2020
Get the Jessmug. Idk where to start, i don't know how her parents cope but jess is a weird very confusing entity. If the doctor were to diagnose her im legit sure the x-ray would show a demon. Idk what is the major malfunction with Jessica but she has spooked many people. At this points im lost for words on jess, but not all jess's are bad
by By soviet Union December 12, 2019
Get the Jessmug. owns a cold exterior that hides a massive softie. makes school trousers look good and not yet cankled, somehow not 30 stone despite consuming more saturated fat that you can shake a stick at. despises children but backs it up with fair evidence, however inexcusably rates H. might want to consider longer jumpers. walks like she’s on a space hopper. hella fire still.
by bruhski December 20, 2019
Get the jessmug.