Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck

John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."

by JDMF March 05, 2024

floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.

His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!

by Sex Lab October 07, 2019

jar jumpers

Whores who hook up with the meth cook when the cook their with runs out of dope

Fucking with these jar jumpers will make you go broke!!!!

by Jrocafella6912 December 26, 2018

hairy jumper

An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.

When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.

by Mycokin Cyder January 07, 2024

jumper puppets

Breasts. Also see Norks, Chest Potatoes, Fun Bags.

Wooooaaah! Look at the Jumper Puppets on that Lass!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.

Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.

by jess312 July 20, 2021