tom thumb jr

This was a dildo that was sold in the 1980's. They had it for sale in the back of porn magazine's. It appeared to be life like with the exception of its size. It was about 12 inches long with a set of balls attached.

guy 1: Hey bro check out this tom thumb jr I found. guy 2: Man what are you gonna do with that beat someone over the head with it? guy 1: No i'm gonna plug my girlfriend with it.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

nigger bentley jr

The lowly Chrysler 200. Wannabe ballers car for those who can't afford a proper nigger bentley. Usually seen on the back of a repo man's truck once the owner defaults on their payments.

Tyrone experienced sticker shock when he found out the price of a new Chrysler 300, he ended up going with the 200 so he could afford to slap 26in chrome wheels on his ride.

The repoed nigger bentley jr was scrapped when it was determined that it would cost more than the cars value to fix the broken driver's seat leaned all the way back and to clean out all the cigar clippings and crack odor.

by OGMUFFDIVER November 15, 2021

Sir Clown Jr

Astro the bitchass eHBK

Sir Clown JR is special

by RUINOU$ August 3, 2019

Sammy Davis, Jr.

A sexual act involving a black woman where you place a yarmulke on her head and then fuck her in the eye.

That Yolanda is a real freak. Last week, after Temple, she insisted I give her a Sammy Davis, Jr.!

by Sir Stephen January 17, 2009

Masked Marvel Jr.

Friends with Harryman and Cousin Tex and all around half-wit. Always seen wearing his ski mask, which was given to him at birth. Missing since he visited his dad, who is a Troll person.

Masked Marvel Jr. wore a mask that smelled like cat pee.

by Will April 21, 2005

Nathan Davis JR

A retarded tik toker who always says 'yeah yeah' and drinks bang energy. he should die.

Nathan Davis Jr: Singing challenge, if i win i get your will to live
Random Person: uhhh ok
Nathan Davis Jr: Ok, i pull up
Random Person: shut up
Nathan davis Jr: yeah yeah, i get your will to live *drinks bang energy drink*

by Nathan Davis Jr Is Satan August 16, 2020

Kennedy Jr. High

A large Jr. High where in 6th grade you are under the illusion that you are the shit. By the time you get to 8th grade you start to realize every single other Jr. High in Naperville hates you. It's home to stupid girls, guys that are assholes, and A LOT of asians. Which, is the only reason that they are the #9 Jr. High in the entire state of IL. Everybody knows that when you go to Kennedy, you are likely a snobby, rich, bitch. It is the people who live on 75th St. and Hobson, that give us this reputation. A large percentage of the school doesn't even know the school is actually in Lisle, not Naperville. Most of the girls are prude but dress like whores, and then there are just a few girls that dress like whores, and actually are. In this school the precentage of pretty girls vs. Semi-okay looking guys the number of pretty girls over guys is overwhelmingly large. Which means, that the only guys available to date are "players", AKA guys that are STILL under the illusion that they are the shit, but are really just there for girls that want a guy to date for a while. Being the biggest Jr. High in the Naperville 203 district, it naturally splits between Naperville Central and Naperville North. Where, once you entire highschool you will find that everybody hates you unless you are somebody of importance. Also you will find that in every class, there will be about 3 people that also went to Kennedy, usually nerds.

Jefferson Jr. high girl: oh, so where do did you go to Jr. High?
Kennedy Jr. High girl: oh...uh i just transferred here from..Lincoln Jr. High...
Jefferson Jr. High girl: oh, well at least your not from Kennedy.

by imfrommars7 December 27, 2009