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Jimbonium

A “Jimbonium” is a term or phrase that describes a factual comedy news headline. The headline usually contains numerous puns, crude references and occasionally taboo words. A Jimbonium is a relatively new term but was invented by Sir Jimbonium in December 2009.
Real life Jimboniums:

'Crime lord's' fake penis falls off in raid

"MAN GETS WILLY STUCK IN PIPE"
by Dr Jimbonium January 10, 2010
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jimbobway

A young bull who likes the ladies he is a good person to hang
Around he is smart and very funny but he can be a little shy
by Jumbo-lean March 14, 2017
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jibbo

Another word for jail bait. Coined on 2008-07-15 by a dslreports.com poster.
Pedo: Dude, Hannah Montana is so hawt.

Guy: She's jibbo, man.
by BBRweirdal August 13, 2008
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Jambo

A crap football from Edinburgh that cant pay their players on time. They are that crap that they are now in administration and have 15 points deducted from their forthcoming season. They also have a love affair with paedophiles playing for them, or managing them. They call themselves "the big team" cause they are fuds. They actually reek of shitness.
Hey, I see the Jambos got beat by St Mirren
Aye, that's cause they are crap mate
by footie fan August 26, 2013
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Jambon

Man who likes ham and will do anything to fill his face with it- typically seen lurking around pig farms and supermarket back alleys looking for any scraps.
Did you see Marshall last night- he was so busy being a jambon that he didn't notice all loose women trying play with his earthworm.
by Max Meadway August 7, 2007
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Jambons

Fat girl in a miniskirt and no tights! (Legs)
Look at the jambons on that
by Countess January 16, 2004
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Jimble Jamble

A male clown's nether region, 'no no place', or 'where his bathing suit covers'.

Generally clowns are a festive bunch and as such, their package is often festooned with various comedic devices. The most popular way to spruce up one's 'jimble jamble' is to jam a decorative umbrella up the pee hole, which can often lead to hilarious results when using the restroom.

A great conversation starter.

Other varieties of jimble jamble include - popcorn necklaces, Dr. Seuss books, apple sauce, x-mas lights, a jar of almonds, and many more!
Hey bozo thats a nice looking jimble jamble you've got going on there. The red really brings out your nose.
by Tzacks July 10, 2009
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