A very athletic, witty teenager, who attracts a lot of pretty girls. Jens is intelligent and has never lost a debate his entire life; an absolute gentleman. He doesn't give a crap of what people think about him and is usually really tall, or really short - no in-between. He may seem chill and cool on the outside, but on the inside, he's depressed and has poor mental health. He teases as a way of flirting and rizzes up the gorgeous raven-haired girls. BRO'S GOT W RIZZ FOR REAL.
Oh Jens...Depression is just a phase...
by ThatGigaChad November 2, 2023
Get the Jensmug. 
Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.
“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
by Star lord the one and only November 22, 2021
Get the Jensmug. or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021
Get the Jenmug. This guy is really depressed and his friends should honestly check in with him more often, but other than that he could be the life of the party.
by jensthedoormat November 23, 2021
Get the jensmug. by bitch boiii 96 September 7, 2019
Get the vuijk jensmug. When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.
by JPHG! July 9, 2020
Get the jens petermug.