Ivan

A hot guy, Alex arnot's brother. For more information see Alex Arnot

1. Wow, you are so good looking you must be Ivan, also known as Alex's brother

by Kerplunker45 August 15, 2004

Ivan It Up

1) To have a hissy fit if things aren't ironed. (Read: To be anal...)
2) To have the mission of stamping out ignorance in the world by answering questions as though whoever asked them are complete mendicants.

A- Dude, what time is it?
Ivan- You fucking tool, you don't know what time it is? Oh you are the most pompous ass I've ever heard of. Pssssh...
A- Dude, don't Ivan it up or I'll headbutt the fuck out of you.
Ivan- I'm going to go iron my sheets.
A- I hate you.

by john mcsmhicithcuffster July 21, 2004

Ivan

big dumb gay nerd who likes BOYS

¨hey man did you see Ivan today¨ ¨yes he was kissing boy¨

by commiehoe June 4, 2018

Ivan

Bad fortnite player that has a .3 kd. Has no game awareness and is married to Renee Wang.

Person 1: Hey do you know any bad fortnite players?
Person 2: Do you mean Ivan’s?
Person 1: Yes I do, my bad. Also, do you know who is married to Renee
Person 2: Yes, that would also be Ivan.

Person 1: Alright thanks!

by Jamesdchu13 July 19, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is a jerk kind of person. He may seem nice at the beginning but at the end he is a heartbreaker. He is a very smart person BUT not that handsome sometimes.

Yo your smart but mean. U are a Ivan

by MwahahahAhahahAHAHSHYDUCHSH December 1, 2019

Ivan

1. To act in a condescending manner towards "silly emotional" women
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy trying to pick up that woman? What an ass!
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan

by AliceNoNotThatAlice January 7, 2012

ivan

a boy who seasonally has long hair and doesnt like asian girls

"That's what I hate..people like Ivan."

by Ivanna January 27, 2005