Imaginary Realism

The feeling of falling down Lewis Carroll’s “rabbit hole” while digesting both melatonin and a triple espresso and listening to Smashing Pumpkins’ Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness album.

Whilst driving to Grand Central Art Center, a wave of imaginary realism came over me just before running the stoplight.

by Charles Matthews May 25, 2012

oh yes, imagine

Translation: "Oh my goodness, imagine something as crazy as that!"
Used when a person preposes a crazy idea or when someone does something really stupid. It's an addictive phrase.

1: "That guy looks like he's gonna jump over the counter and hurt me..."

2. "Oh yes, Imagine he did and I bit him!"

Or

Person B falls in the parking lot in front of his friends, gets up, dusts off, and says "Oh yes, imagine I never learned how to walk!"

by C Fajardo November 28, 2007

gar imagi

A confused, angsty magickian who cannot understand physics, is often found lurking around crimethinc messageboards, and is sometimes attracted to Fillipino boys.

That gar imagi sure knows a lot about tan anarchy.

by oh oh! December 3, 2004

Imaginary Whore

When someone sleeps with a lot of people in their head but it never happens in real life.

"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."

"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

Imagine Kane In A G-string

a yound man named kane abbey who goes to mckinnon secondary college who wears g-strings backwards

by kane abbey August 24, 2003

Imaginitive Chilly

When a Chaya or a Lily ejaculates on ones toes then wiggle them, and while being wiggled you shove the toes in someones buttcrack screaming CHILLLLLAY! in a very sexy orgasmic way.

Oh, we were fooling around one night and we did the Imaginitive Chilly, oh what a sensation!

by Lily and Chaya December 29, 2007

imaginamising

when someone mises their imagination

bob was imaginamising so he got writers block

by alim January 12, 2008