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known as the “nasty killer appbasically random locals and “fans” chase around the artists and criticize them. means “garbage”, and “shit” in fandom language
instagram; (noun); shit, garbage, killer
eww aren’t you gonna throw away you ‘instagram’ ; someone asked me would i rather eat a shitty wipe, or use instagram, i chose shitty wipe because i refuse to play with garbage.
by miss eilish October 14, 2019
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Person 1: Yoo, I spent like 3 hours jerking off to busty milfs and college girls on Instagram explore yesterday
Person 2: Dude, why didn't you just use pornhub?
Person 1: Cuz I don't wanna do all this incognito, VPN bullshit when Instagram is quick access amatuer porn lol
Person 2: Bruh
by domainflipper February 11, 2024
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Instagram Reels

Hands down the best thing to grace the internet. I've encountered wild shit such as spongebob spamming the word "nigger", a video of someone being told they're not normal because she identifies as one of the made up genders and there's plenty of interesting fight videos on there too.
Fuck tiktok, fuck YT Shorts, Instagram Reels is the way to go.
by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025
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Instagram Hunter

A person who only engages in hunting or fishing for the sole purpose of posting pictures of theirselves hunting/fishing on social media
Wade: "Zach, why are you taking so many selfies? Your scaring away the deer!"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"
by HassleCaugh June 17, 2016
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Instagram Overcompensation Post

An excessively personal, revealing Instagram post about oneself in response to the premise that people only share their "best moments" on Instagram. While Instagram Overcompensation Posts (IOP) have become a serious trend, distinctly personal information about millions of people is being posted publicly on the world's 6th leading social network (1 billion active users).
Did you see her Instagram Overcompensation Post (IOP) this morning? She shared several paragraphs of detailed information about her family's personal problems.

That guy's IOP the other day was so gnarly, he posted like 5 pictures of himself at the hospital getting hemorrhoid surgery because he wanted to be "real" with Instagram.
by Rasolo August 3, 2018
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Instagram lust

n. A global phenomenon of people thinking they're seeing the love of their life while scrolling on instagram even though they've never spoken or interacted with them.
That bitch is not the love of your life, you have Instagram lust.
by Adam_is_a_real_human March 22, 2023
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Instagram

A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into sererely depressed individuals who will eventually make the decision to CTB because they don't have a good life that's as exciting as the famous people on there.
Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.

*Eric opens instagram*

*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*

Eric: oh shit

*Eric continues to scroll*

*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*

*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*

Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.

*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
by Al_000 April 20, 2024
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